As I descend further into academic madness….

IM from today. Can you tell I spent 3 hours debating Marxist social theories today?

ctblood: there are all sorts of masonic sites in DC…they just blend in
ctblood: but anywho
ctblood: enough about men in aprons
HMBI4: haha yea
HMBI4: hey how did u phrase it
ctblood: ?
HMBI4: when i was applying to ibanks [international banking jobs]
HMBI4: something about the blood of the working poor
ctblood: something about oiling the machinery of capitalism with the blood of the working poor
HMBI4: hahaha ah yes
HMBI4: i think im going to use that in my goldman [sachs] cover letter
HMBI4: as my opener
ctblood: I believe the term ‘jeweled harlot’ was thrown in there somewhere
HMBI4: i’ll use that as my salutation
ctblood: Dear jeweled harlots, I’d like a job helping oil the machinery of capitalism with the blood of the poor, please
ctblood: six figure bonuses a plus
HMBI4: i can provide the blood of my friend chris trueblood, a lifelong academic
ctblood: no blood left
ctblood: it’s all dried into a cynical, communist powder
ctblood: bright red, of course
HMBI4: communist powder wouldnt do a good job oiling the machinery of capitalism
ctblood: freezes the machinery in its tracks
ctblood: like throwing holy water on a republican
HMBI4: hahahaha
ctblood: “she buuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrns!”
ctblood: can I blog this?

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