Bliggity Bloggity Bloo

Running on 3 hours sleep. Just baked cheesecake for tomorrow’s eatfest. Enjoy.

The result looked like some weird combination of dismemberment and a circumscion clinic run amuck.

She wouldn’t have known who everybody was talking about, either, but at least she would have convinced the listening audience she was drunk and topless.

“Sesame Street” is not the type of show that would discuss the private bedroom activities of its characters, although you know that when Bert and Ernie aren’t on camera they are living out chapters one through five of R. Kelly’s “Trapped in the Closet.”

It is true, however, that my intake is less frequent and less copious nowadays, as long as you keep in mind that one woman’s “less” is another woman’s “pre-rehab-Metallica Party Bus.”

I hope he isn’t embarrassed that he’s been identified as a mollusc porn provider

But it turns out that when you have ass blood it kind of moves you to the head of the line.

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